Saturday, January 31, 2009
Aaaahhhhhh!!!.... and...... Eeeewwwwww!!!!
Anslie has a little bit of a diaper rash so I decided to let her run around without a diaper on to let her bum air out. I knew I needed to keep an eye on her to make sure she didn't pee on everything. Well, I in my usual wisdom, didn't listen to my own advice and got distracted doing something on my computer when all of a sudden this stink started permeating throughout the room. I looked down at Anslie who was playing at my feet and saw her lifting a chunk of poo to her mouth! (yes... let the moans and groans and dry heaving commence) She had not just peed all over my carpet, she pooped all over it too and made good and sure she smeared it all over herself. Needless to say I threw her in the bathtub immediately. The poor thing was shocked with cold water, but that's what you get for crapping on my floor! It was pretty gross cleaning up smeared poo from the carpet and her toys...and in between her toes, and her hair, and her legs, and her bottom. That being said, I was pleased to find that it didn't gross me out even half as much as cleaning up dog poop (and I have done A LOT of that in my day). And I thought the days of poop on my carpets were over when we got rid of Penelope... (I didn't include pics to preserve everyone's appetite)